Mom has a serious problem. She's addicted to mailing packages, and to say that she absolutely LOVES doing it is an understatement. (She should apply for a position in a Shipping Department instead of merely settling for her status as a *Trophy Wife*.) This condition has been ongoing for a while. It started when my sister Jessica went to Cal. Mom was afraid that she would starve to death, so she started sending her goodies and *stuff* ~~ every week.
Jessica played on the Cal softball team for four years and if my pawrents weren't able to make a game, Mom sent snacks (a LOT of snacks) for the team to the hotel where they were staying. She had the timing perfected, so they always received the packages during their stay.
Sorry to say, but I think that Mom is one can short of a six-pack.
Now, after the 6th package for my nephew, (and he's not even born yet), here's yet another one. The Gerber line of products were on sale and they were calling Mom's name.
USPS has flat rate mailing boxes and a lot of things can fit into their large box. Postage-wise, Mom wanted to get more bang for the buck, so she added extras like boxes of See's Halloween candy, along with toothbrushes and toothpaste for Lauren and Dave in Michigan. Of course my canine nephew and niece, Nova and Sadie couldn't be left out, so there's also dog treats in the box. Magazines add extra weight, so they were included also.
Here I am, inspecting the package.
Okay, it's good to go.
There's only one serious problem. That postage money could have been better spent on me and Ollie.
Waaaaaah !!!
WE HAVE NO TOYS !!!