Monday, February 8, 2010
It wasn’t commonly known (up until now), but my real name is Casper. It was shortened to CaspA, and finally Cappy. Mom calls me KooKooKooRoo, Chompers, Little Fluffy One, Barky and Mr. Cranky Pants. (Oliver is Sneaky Pants.) On occasion, I'm also called Bop Bop.
Now, if I hear “CasPER”, I know I'm in Big Trouble.
In addition to all this name calling, Mom always says, “Cappy looks like he should have been named . . . Sanchez, Blizzard, Auggie the Doggie, Tyrone, Cornelius_______ _______ .” YOU fill in the blanks.