It's a little late into the Presidential Race, but after much consideration, I have decided to run for President
with Ollie as my running mate for
Vice Nice President.
We have officially thrown our canine collars
(with ID of course) into the ring.
Unlike the other candidates, we will not participate in any Barkfests a.k.a. Debates.
Unlike the other candidates, we will promise NOTHING.
(Not even *CappyCare*)
Like the other candidates, we will DO NOTHING.
We’re the Dream Team and if elected, we will only be eating, snacking,
sleeping and barking our way into your hearts.
Also endorsed by:
The Law Offices of Dewey, Cheatam and Howe
AND
The Silver Sunami Group at the Dolittle and Sitmore
Retirement Manor
PLEASE VOTE FOR US ON NOVEMBER 6, 2012.
Thank you.